A Star Wars Christmas

In the words of George Lucas,  “If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every copy of that show and smash it.”.

Yes, this special is terrible. The props are just trash, and the costumes are also terrible. Luke’s bowlcut looks like a wig, as this was post accident. It seems as if it’s going to fall off at any moment.

This terrible show starts much  like Wall E, with no voices and just gestures. Chewbacas family talks about life day, (the equivalent to Christmas) and how they miss Chewie.  This is not effective, as we can not understand what they are saying. It’s done poorly, and the room is not interesting to look at. The sets look like they came off a child’s TV show. It’s atrocious.

Another thing I noticed about the movie, Lukes light saber is completely different!  It’s not even similar looking. With some research, I found out that the first light saber was made from a flashlight. This was made from the same brand, but a different model. Even a fan who is not a diehard fan would be able to tell the difference.

There is just to much wrong with this movie. The solo by Princess leah is just terrible, and yes, I said a solo. She sings about the joys of being together and the wonders of life day. Her voice was not terrible, but it was a incredibly awkward scene to watch. It’s something you would expect from a musical – there all on a stage together being greeted, and all of a sudden she breaks out in song. I wish it didn’t happen like that.

At least the show introduced boba fett to the star wars universe. Although Boba would have certainty made it to the other movies, it was a nice foreshadowing. Well, without further ado, I present to you the Star wars Christmas Special!

Hey,  least Werid Al was happy when he bought the chirstmas special!


Boycott Nintendo!

Well, it look’s like I want be even trying to stay a a Nintendo fan anymore. There a direct fan of SOPA, the stop online piracy act. For those of you unaware with SOPA, I have a meme that sums it up nicely:

SOPA in a nutshell

To those of you who would like a better understanding of SOPA, I have included a link to a pretty good description of the bill. This bill will kill the internet as it is today, and will greatly effect those who blog or do anything internet related for a living.

 

Here’s a s email response from Nintendo:

Hello,

Thanks for sharing your feedback with us. I’ve forwarded your comments on SOPA to the appropriate departments within the company so that your feedback will be heard.

Please know that Nintendo is strongly in favor of free speech. In fact, the entire video game industry recently fought extremely hard all the way to the Supreme Court to ensure protection of free speech. This past June the Entertainment Software Association won a landmark First Amendment case, Brown (Schwarzenegger) v. Entertainment Merchants Association.

We don’t allow U.S. stores to operate that are dedicated to selling stolen goods. Why should rogue websites that break U.S. law be any different? We need laws to address this reality and are confident Congress can find the right balance in the coming months.

Thank you again. We appreciate hearing what is important to our consumers.

Sincerely,

Nintendo of America Inc.

David Marshall

 

Quite clearly, Nintendo is a large supporter of SOPA. Nintendo will be losing customers for supporting this ridiculous legislation.


I don’t want Nintendo to stay the same.

I recently purchased another Nintendo system – the 3DS. I didn’t buy it for the system, I bought it for the games. And the price. I purchased the system for $120 at a target 3 day sale. I decided, with that price, what could go wrong?

The answer, in short – Everything.

I used to love nintendo, they were, for quite some time, industry leaders. The fact of the matter is, they were never very big into hardware. the games they carried were great, they were easy to understand, original, and fun for all ages. The problem is this: The graphics were never quite up to par with other systems. And, there always seemed to be some kind of fluke in the systems which a accessory would need to fix.

I remember the days of the game boy advance. I was always jealous of those kids, you know, the ones with the GBAs. My Mom never wanted me to have a portable gaming system, she thought it would destroy my creativity. Actually, I’m pretty glad she did that, for if she did let me have a game boy, I might have never had discovered comics books, my true love.

Anyhow, the whole purpose of the GBAs was to allow kids (or the kids in us) to play console quality games anywhere. The real problem of the system, was that it didn’t have a back light. This prevented use in dark areas, at night, and playing outside. So, what did Nintendo do to fix this? Nintendo left it to the third party developers to give us a freaking light bulb attached to a magnifying glass. Job well done, Nintendo.

There are countless flops in hardware that Nintendo has done to us, but I shall discuss one more.

The game cube. I owned a gamecube, and I really like it. The graphics were poor, comparing to other systems out at that time, and it had stupid micro discs. They couldn’t have made the games DVD sized and added a DVD player? The real problem, with it for me, was backwards compatibility. In order to play game boy games, a consumer would need to first buy a $60 gameboy adapter stuck to the bottom of the system. One thing I never could understand was the handle on the back, did people actually carry their gamecubes around?

The main reason I don’t like my 3Ds, is the fact that the games are just crappy. There made for children. There are very few games that I would ever play. I use to love Nintendo because of the fact they made original games. The sad part is, Mario kart 7 is almost the same game as the gamecube version. The majority of the maps look or have been recycled, and the rubber banding is terrible! After overlapping the other cars, you might find one somehow pass your car and be ranked as ahead of you. It’s simply a poor game, just as is the other games I have played for it. It seems that many of them are rushed out and poorly made. Yet, for some reason, I still want to play those games. I grew up with mario, and i loved the classic console games.

Here’s my problem, Nintendo needs to stop putting it’s resources into making crappy gaming systems and start putting them into things we want. I want more games, but I also want to play games portably. Why can’t nintendo team up with Apple or Android and let us play emulators on our phones? Sure, there are already emulators available, but they are constantly being removed by Nintendo. Why can’t they do this!

Another thing, why can’t they cut their systems and start selling their games to the ps3 and the 360. There systems are actually good, they have the power closest to that of a gaming PC. The nintendo systems stil look like systems from the early 2000s.

The bottom line is this: Nintendo has so many options for their gaming systems, but what they really need to do is stick with their games. Branch out the games to other systems, your consoles suck!


Video Games. Whats in store for the future?

Im going to start my postings on Gaming, Comics, and Computing. I’ll see ya soon!